- Leave a stack of
old applications and a note saying, “Install these”
留一堆没用的旧软件和一张写着“安装这些”便条
- Staple your
reports in the wrong corner
用钉书钉订报告的时候订在错误的一角
- Put tape over the
mouse optics
在光学鼠标上粘上胶带
- Unplug a
co-worker’s monitor
拔掉某个同事的显示器接线
- Talk to sick
employees while wearing a dust mask
和生病的员工讲话时带上一个防尘面具
- Turn your
earphones up all the way
从早到晚带着耳机
- Burn popcorn in
the microwave
用微波炉爆爆米花
- “Forget” to put
your tuna sandwich in the fridge
“忘记”在冰箱里放上你的金枪鱼三明治
- Turn up the beep
volume of the copier
把复印机“哔”的音量放大
- Empty the paper
out of the main printer/copier
清空打印机/复印机的纸
- Empty the ink or
toner out of the main printer/copier
倒空打印机/复印机的墨或炭粉
- Practice beat
boxing
练习节奏口技 （拳击）（参考attaboy
,Angelo
的评论）
- Sing show
tunes
唱舞台音乐剧
- Hang up the phone
before they say, “good bye”
在对方说再见之前挂断电话
- Slurp hot coffee
during meetings
开会的时候出声地啜热咖啡
- Walk around the
office barefooted
光脚在办公室里四处走
- Empty out a
co-workers office on a Friday afternoon
星期五下午把某个员工的办公室清空
- Misplace peoples
pens
把人们的笔放错地方
- Insert a 3.5″
disk before they turn on their computer
在他们打开电脑之前插进一张软盘
- Glue their mouse
to the desk
把他们的鼠标粘在桌子上
- Leave an open can
of tuna in their desk
在他们桌上放一只开了封的金枪鱼罐头
- Make a screenshot
of their desktop and use it as their screensaver
把他们的电脑桌面截成一张图，然后把这张图设成屏保
- Turn up the
contrast on their monitor
把他们显示器的对比度调高
- Talk in a
funny accent
用可笑的口音说话
- Use goofy event
sounds for your programs
给你的电脑程序选用滑稽的事件提示音
- Chant, “Yeay, I
got mail!!” every time you get a new email
每次收到新邮件的时候高唱“yeay,我收到了邮件”
- Print out a phony
pink slip and leave It in their mailbox
打印一张假解聘通知书放到他们的信箱里
- Send flowers from
one co-worker to another
借某同事之名送花给另一同事
- Start your car
remotely when someone walk by it
有人经过的你的车时，用遥控器（远远的就）把你的车发动起来
- Insist on people
to have a great morning
坚决要求人们应该有一个美好的早晨
- Leave hole
punches all over
随处乱放打孔器
- Leave your lunch
garbage in other people’s cans
把你午餐过后的垃圾放进别人的罐头
- After each sip
give a refreshing, “Ahhh”
每啜一口都来一句惬意的“啊……”
- Put salt on
someone’s mouse pad
在别人的鼠标垫上撒盐
- Set a password on
someone’s screensaver
给别人的屏保设置密码
- Carry on a
conversation with someone two cubes down
坚持和两个隔间之外的人对话
- Smirk when a
co-worker walks by
在一个同事经过的时候傻笑
- Eat half of
someone’s lunch
把别人的午餐吃掉一半
- Swap co-worker’s
chairs
调换同事的椅子
- Fake stomach flu
during a meeting and need to abruptly leave three or four times
开会的时候假装急性肠胃炎，突然地离开三四次
- Stare deeply into
your co-workers eyes when they talk to you
当同事和你讲话的时候死死盯住他们的眼睛
- Take all the ice
out of the community freezer
把公用冷藏机里的冰都拿出来
- Listen to comedy
tracks and laugh hysterically
听搞笑段子并歇斯底里的大笑
- Hit all the floor
buttons when you leave the elevator
离开电梯之前把所有楼层的按钮都按一遍
- Make hissing
sounds into the phone and insist you have a bad connection
对着电话发出咝咝的声音，说是信号不好
- Flip the left and
right mouse button defaults
把默认的鼠标左右键倒装过来
- Take out the ball
in the mouse
取出鼠标里的滚珠
- Eat sunflower
seeds
吃瓜子
- Tell a long story
without a point
讲一个冗长且毫无主题的故事
- Tell a co-worker
you liked their hair better last week
告诉一个同事你更喜欢他们上一周时的头发
- Anonymously send
flowers to a random co-worker
匿名送花给随便哪一位同事
- Bring
Cheetos for food days
在食物交流日上带来的是Cheetos牌的零食
- Drag your feet
when you walk down the halls
拖着脚走过大厅
- Exclaim your
co-worker didn’t wash his hands when leaving the restroom
惊叫你的同事出洗手间时没洗手
- Eat stinky foods
when you have lunch at your desk
午饭时在你的桌上吃些臭烘烘的食物
- Practice drumming
on your desk
在桌子上练习敲鼓
- Use too many
paper clips
用超多回形针
- Fill out your
time sheets incorrectly
填错你的工作时间表
- Set your mobile
phone to an obnoxious ring tone
给你的手机设一个烦人的铃声
- Forward chain
letters and other spam to co-workers
给同事转发连锁信和别的垃圾邮件
- Express your
political views at length
长篇大论你的政治观点
- Whisper
loudly
大声讲悄悄话（吹口哨）
- Come to work
sick
生病也来上班
- Drink the last
cup of coffee without making a new pot
喝掉最后一杯咖啡，且不添一壶新的
- Answer your
mobile during meetings
开会的时候接电话
- Stand over
someone while they are on the phone
别人接电话的时候站在旁边监听
- Sneak up behind
someone
从后面突然吓别人
- Mess with the
thermostat
乱按一番调温器
- Give everyone a
pistol wink when they walk by
冲每个经过的人作手枪射击状
- Gradually turn
down the volume on someone’s phone
把某人电话音量逐渐调低
- Leave unusual
print outs on the printer
在打印机旁留几张内容诡异的打印件
- Throw out other
people’s prints
把别人的打印件扔掉
- Juggle office
supplies
在办公室供给品上做手脚
- Write all your
memos on bright colored paper
把你所有的备忘录写在颜色刺眼的纸上
- Be overly nice to
people
对人过分的亲热
- Hide whiteboard
erasers
藏起白板擦
- Chew gum whie
talking on the phone
讲电话时嚼口香糖
- Regularly update
everyone on the current weather
定时给每个人汇报当前天气
- Read your emails
aloud
大声读你的email
- Leave the fridge
open
不关冰箱门
- Shake up cans of
pop in the fridge
把冰箱里的汽水瓶摇一遍
- Leave
fingerprints on the copier glass
在复印机（打印机的）玻璃上留下指印
- Whistle all day
long
从早到晚吹口哨
- Wear too much
cologne/perfume
撒过多的香水
- Type loudly
很响地敲键盘
- Wear bright
colored clothes
穿颜色刺眼的衣服
- Give everyone a
nickname from a TV show
拿电视剧里的名字给每个人起外号
- Do the sneaky
walk around the office
在办公室里鬼鬼祟祟的走
- Peer over the
cube and wait for a co-worker to look up and notice
向别的隔断张望，等着有人抬起头来注意到
- Use the intercom
and page yourself
擅自使用内部电话和记录
- Swap the regular
and decaf coffee
对换普通咖啡和脱咖啡因（无糖）咖啡
- Hide the sugar
and creamer
把咖啡里加的糖和奶藏起来
- Type emails in
uppercase and excessive punctuation
用大写字母写email，并且用n多标点
- Refer to your
garbage can as your in-box
称你的垃圾桶为收件箱
- Stick pencils to
the ceiling in other people’s offices
在别人办公室天花板上戳（粘）铅笔
- Throw a bouncy
ball in your office
在办公室里扔弹力球
- Tell the same
story over and over
一个故事翻来覆去的讲
- Imitate regular
sounds like a disc drive opening, door slamming or a mouse
click
模仿诸如打开光驱，关门，或者点击鼠标的声音
- Talk to your
monitor as if it was a person
把你的显示器当成人一样对其讲话
- Schedule meetings
at 4:00pm
把会议的时间定在下午4点
- Talk loudly with
your earphones on when someone comes to talk to you
有人过来和你交谈的时候，戴着耳机大声说话。大声对着你戴的耳机讲话。
声明：使用这些方法时请自行承担风险。对于之后所发生的一切--不论是发生在你，你的隔间，还是你的车上--本人概不承担任何责任。
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