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销售经理  

据说某一天,Microsoft、Lotus、Novell三家公司的销售经理相约比试枪法。


首先上场的是Microsoft销售经理。他一口气灌下两瓶嘉士伯,随手一扬,两个瓶子飞上天空,只听“砰!砰!”两声枪响,瓶子被打的粉碎,“NT遍地开花,Sales轻松写意!”

Lotus销售经理也不示弱。两瓶XO下肚,轩尼诗曲线玲珑的瓶子也在两声枪响中被打的粉碎。“群件所向披靡,莲花开遍全球!”

压轴出场的Novell销售经理在郁闷郁闷地喝了两瓶二锅头后,两声枪响Microsoft和Lotus的销售经理应声到下。

Novell的销售经理这下才缓缓吐出一句话:“没有竞争对手的生活是一种幸福。”

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大家新春快乐!  

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让笔记本站起来!  

长期用笔记本伏案工作, 我的颈椎很不高兴, 常常抗议。 原来在公司用着19寸的LCD当外接显示器, 结果昨天发现笔记本的显示模块可能有问题, LCD一直在刷新, 看得我眼泪在眼眶里面打转转。 只好把公司里面最大的显示器转给战友用了

今天拿了一个书立, 一把钳子, 一个铁夹和绝缘胶布, 5分钟内做了一个架子 我的电脑站了起来! 脖子又解放了!

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改装宾利 (ZT from New Zealand)  

It shouldn't happen to a Bentley - but it has

By BEN WATSON - North Shore Times | Tuesday, 23 January 2007

BEN WATSON/North Shore Times

Peter Vandenberg has just spent about $360,000 on a new Bentley - and turned it into a plumber's van.

The Stanley Pt man has been turning heads all around the Shore after he had his new pride and joy kitted out with signwriting, a roof rack and plumbing gear for his company Atlas Plumbing.

Mr Vandenberg has been in the plumbing business for six months, having previously made his living in property development in London and New Zealand.

He says buying a Bentley as a plumbing vehicle is a bit of a practical joke on the industry.

The response from the public has been excellent, he says.

"People have been coming out of bars and taking photographs of it. All the boys want to be taken for a drive."

While some might think it sacrilege to alter such a car, even other Bentley owners have seen the joke, he says.

He says his competition has been a little more subdued.

"There's just smiles and hmmm," he says.

He admits using a luxury car isn't all plain sailing - he has to clean it twice a day and the 12 cylinder, six-litre engine guzzles an average of $120 worth of fuel every two days.

"But if it gets the company noticed then it's a good thing," he says.

He says his wife was less than enthused about the expensive concept.

"I'd already bought it but I told her I was test driving it for a week and a half. She's come around now," he says.

Mr Vandenberg says he may even do the same to a Ferrari in the future.


水管工彼得范登博格刚刚花了三十六万块钱纽币买了一辆新宾利就把它改成了一部工具车。
这位住斯坦利角的哥们为他的新玩艺儿喷上了公司的阿特拉斯管道标志,并在车顶安了管道架,配齐了修水管的工具后,在北岸各地好好兜了一大圈。
范登博格先生以前在伦敦和新西兰盖过房子,现在做的水管工则已经有六个月了。
他说买部宾利作为工具车已经成了行业内的一个笑话。当然,大伙儿的反应非常棒。
人们从酒吧里走出来,为他的工具车拍照。小伙子们则梦想能开着兜一圈。
尽管有些人会觉得改装这么贵的一部车未免不恭,但其他开宾利的都把这件事当成一个笑话,泰然处之。 不过,修水管的竞争倒是没有那么激烈了。
有喝彩的,也有不以为然的。 他承认豪华车开起来代价不菲,比如,需要两天就洗一次车,此外,每两天在排量六升的十二缸引擎需要花费一百二十块油钱。
然而,扩大了公司的知名度,所以还是件好事。开始时,他老婆对花了这么多钱就不那么起劲了。
范登博格先生说,也许将来还会再搞一部法拉利改了玩玩。

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Everyone in New York City shall do this!  

I was so touched by Wesley Autrey's statement in the Late Show. He is only a ordinary African American, returned from Navy and works in some construction company. He jumped into the tunnel and saved a caucasian boy right before a train is about to rolling over him. When David Letterman asked the audiences: "Could you do that, jump into the tunnel?" My answer was the same as everyone in cluding David, "I was not the one. "

I believe I won't have the courage to save anyone from the tracks when a train is coming towards, but I know I could help anyone who needs indeed supports in our community.

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我要2007  

欢迎 2007! 热烈欢迎!

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祝大家圣诞快乐!  

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真人曝光  

应大师的要求, 我主动曝光!

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标签:旅行 | 浏览数(2451) | 评论数(8) | 2006-12-04
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